Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Chocolate is salad.
self confidence level: kelso
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
do you ever start your period and think
"well that explains a lot"
(Source: larmoyante)It’s a funny thing about coming home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You’ll realize what’s changed is you.
i dont have time for people who don’t believe in aliens
(Source: holdentumblr)I drank coffee and read old books and waited for the year to end.
Asking the real questions
Ironic thing it’s your brain’s fault. Your brain is stopping your body from using it’s full strength for every task so as to not horribly injure yourself. Example: the human bite has enough power to bite clean through a finger as easily as if it were a carrot stick. Our higher brain tells us, no don’t do that, that’s a bad idea. But theoretically once infected with a zombie virus the higher functioning of your brain that tells you doing that will injure you is turned off and the only important need is the need to feed. Even at the cost of your own body.
MYTHOLOGY MEME - [1/9] GREEK GODS/GODDESSES: ARTEMIS
"I sing of Artemis, whose shafts are of gold, who
cheers on the hounds, the pure maiden, shooter of stags, who
delights in archery, own sister to Apollo with the golden sword.”
being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away